fancifullauren: irishfangirlshipper: dorkstrider: why do women’s clothing designers believe that girls do not need pockets It’s so they can sell us bags
dinnerpartydan: That awkward moment when you ran up the stairs and now you’re trying to hide your heavy breathing like it’s no big deal but you’re actually pretty winded and dear god you need to work out.
egberts: where can i buy that for free
i get really happy when it’s not me who starts the conversation because that removes so much anxiety about whether i’m bothering the person or if they secretly hate me even if i know that’s not true
shutupaubrey: team “i wore this yesterday but i’m going to a different place so it doesn’t matter”
sunsetorangepeeta: *drops out of school to become full-time book reader*
mullingayr: I don’t understand why some people aren’t okay with sitting at home doing nothing like why do you need to be with your friends constantly don’t you ever want time to yourself jesus christ
dustpelt: “and you will have to present it in front of the class”
lizthefangirl: malec-lightwood: alldaymayday: samyulle: don’t you hate it when you’re reading a chapter and then it’s coming to its climax and omg what’s gonna happen, then woops, your eyes dart to the last line and you spoil yourself and hate yourself for it EVERY. SINGLE. BOOK. EVERY.SINGLE. CHAPTER. EVERY.SINGLE.TIME.
My mom is yelling at my brother and I overheard...
Mom: GO TO YOUR ROOM
Brother: that's not fair
Mom: DO AS I SAY.
Brother: You never send Lizzie to her room when she's in trouble!!
Mom: Lizzie never leaves her room. If she were in trouble I'd make her sit in the living room or go outside or talk to human beings.
Me: I CAN HEAR YOU.
heyfunniest: When you’re watching a cartoon/anime and you hear a familiar voice and you sit there for ten minutes trying to figure out who voices them.
crockercorp: does anyone else have this other self they’ve created in their mind that is not really exactly you irl but is more like what you want to be and has a life that continues in your head with like weird continuing daydreams but they’re not perfect or anything and wow i forget where i was going with this
fake-mermaid: “I’m not even hungry, I just want to eat” - A Novel by Me
24 HOURS BEFORE AN EXAM
howdoiputthisgently: FIRST I’M LIKE: AFTER ABOUT TEN MINUTES I’M LIKE: THEN I’M LIKE: THEN I’M LIKE: THE NEXT MORNING I’M LIKE: AND AFTER THE EXAM I’M LIKE: AND: AND:
I swear, people at school walk so damn slow.
Then I’m just there behind them like,
bonkalore: whitespats: Do you ever feel good about how you look and then